Worst Christmas Songs

 Obviously, after doing the best Christmas songs, I'll need to follow that up with the worst. This will be easy.

10. We'll reserve this spot for all those that tried to be bad, e.g. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. 

9. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Kind of creepy

8. So This is Christmas - John Lennon was supposed to be super talented. I think he was great because of the Lennon/McCartney label on everything. Talent-wise he's more in Ringo's class. Although Ringo at least is cool. Lennon kind of a jerk to people.

7. Good King Wenceslaus - What is this even about? Who was Wenceslaus? What is the feast of Stephen?

6. Santa Claus is Coming to Town - The version by Bruce Springsteen. I generally love him, but stay in your lane, Bruce.

5. Do you know Bob Dylan made a Christmas album. Feel free to take any song from the album and insert it in the number 5 slot.

4. Santa Baby, by Eartha Kitt - Another creepy song, and I don't care for Eartha Kitt. Plus there were three catwomen on Batman and she was the worst of them.

3. The 12 Days of Christmas - I never hear it without thinking, "When will this ever end?"

2. Jingle Bell Rock - We don't need any more Christmas songs. The cut off is about 1900. It
might have been hip whenever it was written, but not now. Its just sad. It doesn't sound like a Christmas song and it doesn't sound like a rock song unless its 1957 at the malt shop.

1. Little Drummer Boy - I really hate this song - music and lyrics both. How do I make the newborn baby happy? I'll do a drum solo. I'm sure his parents will appreciate that. And where did he come from? He's not a shepherd a wise man or an angel.