Why I Hate Golden State

Why I Hate Golden State -

Yes, it does rhyme, a happy coincidence that only adds to the angry rant against my least favorite team.

1. They shoot three point shots all the time. That is their specialty. Your goal is to get an open long shot. Its easier than some other shots, yet gets 50% more points. Plus its 50% more boring than other types of shots. You should have to do it while hopping on one leg or something.
2. Technical fouls. Grow up. Virtually every play has some player throwing his arms in the air or otherwise arguing over a call. I haven't counted, but I bet it happens 50 to 100 times a game. Technical fouls are even beyond that. Green and Durant get a lot of technicals and even to the point of getting thrown out of games. How is that being a selfless team player? "I want to whine more than I want to help the team win."
3. Kevin Durant switched teams to win championships. Stay with your own team and win with them. Oh right, you couldn't. So go to a team that was already winning championships. What does that prove? Put me on the team. Then I can be a champion, too.
4. Durant is a jerk. Worse than that, he's a reformed nice guy that turned jerk. People thought he was too nice, too soft. He didn't like that, so decided he needed to change how people thought of him. So bring on the technicals, the scowling, the surliness. 
5. Draymond Green. A jerk like Durant only a bit more so. To his credit, he is not a phony jerk. Somehow more commendable in that its just his nature to be a jerk.
6. They win too much. I have found that being a front runner has improved my quality of life - e.g., "go Patriots", but this is just too much. They set a record for most wins and then added another all-star. All season long, they've been picked to win. It looks like its about to come true.
7. Their fans. They get so happy when they're beating up on teams like my little Trailblazers. I hate them.
8. They used to be Philadelphia Warriors, then SanFrancisco Warriors. I don't like teams that move. Yes this is probably the lamest of my reasons, but I'm running out.
9. Stephan Curry said he wan't going to the White House to be honored. You don't have to go, but keep it to yourself. I'm not a big fan myself, but if I'm invited to the white house, I'm accepting.
10. Dabbing. I'm not sure what dabbing is, but Curry does it after he scores. So I hate it.