Cereals

I was on the internet and somehow, at the same time, thinking about cereal. I wondered if there was lists of top or worst cereals of all time. Turns out there are. A whole bunch of them. Most cereals I don't like. I haven't really tried that many. I tend to judge a cereal by its cover. You kind of know ahead of time what you're getting into. (He's been dead for like a decade, but as I write this I hear the voice of Andy Rooney reading it. It just sounds like him. Anyway, back to the show...) If I eat breakfast, and I usually don't, its cereal. I don't have time for what most people consider breakfast. Eggs, bacon, toast, orange juice... Its like I'm Caligula living it up as Rome crumbles around me. I don't have time to sit down to some breakfast feast.

If I have time for anything, its cereal. I used to think Instant Breakfast would be a time saver. I don't
know if that even exists anymore. It really wasn't fast anyway. And you have to use some kind of industrial mixer to get it to really dissolve in the milk. There was always about 50% of it floating on top. I used to think a funny thing to say was how it would be a lot faster if they had Instantaneous Breakfast. After finding that no one else thought that was funny, I quit saying it.

A lot of times now I will stop at a convenience store and get a Diet Coke and a banana. Good idea? I like to think the banana out ways the poor nutritional choice of the Diet Coke. Hey, there are people that start their day with crack cocaine - don't judge me.

Anyway, I thought I could add my personal favorites and least favorites of cereals, but mostly I've just managed some stream of consciousness ramble on my philosophy of breakfast. Maybe I can do those for my next couple of blog posts.