- Spinach - I always wanted to eat spinach. I knew they served it at school. When I got my first look at it, I changed my mind. Nasty looking stuff. The author said because of Popeye cartoons, in the 1930's spinach was the third most popular food after ice cream and turkey. I find that very hard to believe. All this really started because a scientist misplaced a decimal and thought spinach had 10 times as much iron as it actually did. Popeye is a fraud.
- Diamonds - Yes they are sparkly. But they also have a good p.r. guy behind the scenes. They like to say there is a shortage of diamonds, but there really isn't. They're big move was when they had ad campaigns that implied you had to have a diamond ring for engagements and marriages. Who says? The people that owned diamond mines came up with that. Then they raised the price to make them seem even more valuable.
- The Great Wall of China - You can see it from space (if you aren't too far away). You can also see rivers, highways, and a bunch of other things. Most of the pictures of people walking on it are in one section because a lot of it has crumbled. It didn't really keep people out anyway, so it didn't do a lot of good to begin with.
- Plymouth Rock - I've seen Plymouth Rock. It actually exists. It really is lame. It's just a rock with the year 1620 carved into it. It's not even very big. Supposedly the pilgrims landed on the rock. We know that because a person stated that was so 120 years after the fact. He knew it because his dad told him when he was a boy. His dad was actually still in England at the time. I have my doubts.
- The Grand Canyon - When I first saw it, it took my breath away. A minute later I thought, OK, now what? Guess it's time to go. Unless you are going to ride a donkey down the cliffs (something I won't be doing), it's diminishing returns after that first minute.
Well that was fun. He had 50, so maybe I'll do another list next time.

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