Sunday, February 12, 2012

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

It was on sale, so I bought that movie and watched it. That was a tremendously bad decision. I've thought about it and I don't think I've ever seen what people would call a scary movie. The bad acting and the bad special effects made it not quite so scary, but still... It was 80 minutes and probably 30 minutes of it was a blonde girl screaming. I think it was about 30 minutes. I might be getting hers mixed up with my own personal screaming. However, a redeeming feature is that the special features had a blooper reel. I'm quite serious.

Why do people watch scary movies, anyway. It's like eating spicy foods. Why chose to eat a food that burns your mouth? I've never understood that. I refuse to do it. I don't eat mustard because its too spicy for my taste. To me, mustard, a.k.a. the devil's condiment, doesn't improve the taste of anything. However, for some reason, I like it with corn dogs, but that is it. And I never have anything spicier than that. And I will never again watch anything even close to Chainsaw Massacre scary. 

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