What's wrong with the world

Let me tell you what is wrong with the world. Here are three concrete examples all happening within half an hour.

1. I'm driving 35 mph, just like I'm supposed to. I get passed by some clone, who passes me and several others. He's weaving in and out of traffic without using his turn signal. He's not going all that fast, probably 40-45 mph, but he's clearly in a hurry. I could see him ahead of me, so I think what is the big hurry? Where did he turn into? It was a Blockbuster. You need to amp it down, rocketman. You may think you've got these emergencies where you need to be places ahead of the rest of us, but you clearly don't.

2.  I saw someone showing off his new tattoo to someone. It was covered with some kind of plastic wrap. I guess that's what they have to do right after getting it. Tattoos seemed dumb and pointless to me before. Now I have to add "gross" to the list. Getting them seems like a lot of trouble, pain, and expense for what? I just don't get the attraction.

3. I'm at Anytime Fitness and someone there wearing a heart monitor and his little exercise outfit took a break to step outside to have a cigarette.

Civilization is crumbling.